I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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