ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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