he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
The air taste purple.
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