belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
