D3 body, D1 cock
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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