I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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