After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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