I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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