He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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