Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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