Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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