i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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