i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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