he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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