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Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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