I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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