Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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