at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I intend to get homeless drunk
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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