thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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