I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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