You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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