Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I'm both gender and math confused
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