Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
