I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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