I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
