Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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