some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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