I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize