new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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