1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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