Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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