Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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