my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
It was like giving head to a cactus.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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