if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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