If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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