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guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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