Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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