They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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