im gay
i know
yea but for you.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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