How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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