All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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