doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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