The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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