What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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