that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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