2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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