If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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