So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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