I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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