being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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