so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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