Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
