2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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