i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Everyone says I win the strip club
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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